I’m always out there thinking of the little guy and trying to help him save a little money, especially in these hard times. Today is about how to get your car a new paint job and getting the insurance company to pay for it for you. It’s easily done … it’s called vandalism, and you can encourage it as simply as putting one of the following bumper stickers on your car:
“BBB: Bring Bush Back!”
“Bipartisian, schmipartisian.”
“Blagojevich for President”
“Earth schmerth. Who needs it?”
“Yippee! We won in Iraq!”
“I sold short on America and got rich!”
“Hope ain’t just a word … it’s a cliche’.”
“I [heart] OPEC.”
“Healthcare, NO!” (or “Heathcare” with a NOT sign)
“Impeach Obama” (note, use only if you need an entirely new car)
“I [heart] [Hannity or Limbaugh or Coulter]“
Best of luck! Park it down by a University, or Starbucks, or anywhere else where people generally tend to look angry or depressed and speak in condescending tones. Soon your car will get keyed, or even better : bashed beyond recognition. Next step: file your insurance claim along with 3 of the most expensive bids you can find. I hope you enjoy your new free paint job.
